er...yeah. So much for blogging everyday.

BTW- I've been blogging for over a year now. WOOOOT.

Look at my sorry excuse for a website.

Conversation
the retrofalfa: my birthday is five days after christmas
jumpspinroll: woot
jumpspinroll: 27
the retrofalfa: 30
jumpspinroll: oops
jumpspinroll: ha, ha!
the retrofalfa: hahaha
the retrofalfa: counting skills... er yeah!
jumpspinroll: I was thinking 5 days after mine.
the retrofalfa: ah yes, the birth of christ and the birth of you
the retrofalfa: easy to confuse hahaha
jumpspinroll: hahhaha

My Musculature_I have no upper body strength. If I tried socking you in the face, I bet you'd go "Dude, did I just feel a slight breeze?".

7-11_We've all heard (well, I hope we've all heard) about the former 7-11 manager who got married on 7/11 at 7:11, at the 7-11? I just thought that was interesting.

Borders_There's a Borders in New Zealand, Aus, Singapore, and the UK- but none in our neighboring CANADA? That's ludicrous. Let's revolt and upset all the coffee tables and book shelves. Just a joke. Please don't investigate into me.

Search Queries_

I just checked the meter (like Lovely Rita, only with more class to it).

This is what you should search for to find my site...

Presenting...

Humorous search queries!

1) websites against mary kate and ashley olsen hate
2) sean biggerstaff gay
3) you'll be missed but tis okay greeting cards
4) anime bellydancer

I get a lot of sick hits from Mary-Kate and Ashley queries. I'd rather not think about it.

AUGH_In the heyday of paulinia.blogspot.com, I was listed #2 when you put the search query "Paulina" through Google.

Alas, this is NO MORE. I am #13. I quote the great Milhouse Van Houten, when he said

"So this is what it feels like...when doves cry."

I cannot get enough of that quote.

/heart is #5. I'm still extremely disappointed. DANG YOU, PAULINA RUBIO FOR TAKING MY GOOGLE SPOT!

Sigh. It was bound to happen. It's always the weblogger that gets booted out by the celebrity, ISN'T IT?! asighescapes

I'm not mad, really, I'm not.

AIM conversation avec Bernard_

BL1NKsuks: there ought to be at least one round state

AGREED? Agreed!

January was the era of great blog entries_I think that you may want to read through my archives. The things I wrote then are a WHOLE lot funnier than the things I write now. And now I sigh. *sigh*

Rock & Suck_To describe something that sucks, say "He is suck" or "You are suck" or "That is suck". You get the point.

To describes something that rocks, say "He is rock" or "You are rock" or "That is rock". You get the point. It's pointier than a double-edged sword.

Surely this music isn't brainy, intellectual stuff_I like listening to the "Welcome to Atlanta" remix. AI, AI, AI. My brain hurts. But it's catchy. Isighagain.

A poem_

Summer comes and
Summer goes.
Summer heat brings
Summer woes.

That was absolutely rock, you must agree. Why I hate summer so: It attracts bugs. The arid, moist condition in summer promotes the proliferation and copulation of bugs!!(!!!). Here's my point: I can't sleep with a blanket on because it's too warm, and I can't sleep without a blanket out of fear of nasty, nasty insects and arachnids. *faints*

I really don't know what to say on this sucker anymore.